Before computers :
A computer was something on tv
From a science fiction show of note.
A window was something you hated to clean.
A RAM was cousin of goat.
Meg was name of my girlfriend.
Gig was job for nights
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used Profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something you lost wiht age.
Not something you did to a file.
If you unzipp something in public
you would be in jail for while.
A CD was a bank account
If you had 3 inch floppy you hope
nobody had find out.
Compress was something you did to garbage
not something you did to a file.
Log on was adding wood to fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on road.
Mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happend to your commode.
Cut you did with pocked knife.
Paste you did wiht glue.
A web was spider's home and a virus was a flu.
I guess i will stick to my pad and paper and memory in my head
i here nobody has been killed in a computer crash but when it happened they wish they were dead.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do..!!
