Revolutionary DVD technology

Why has nobody thought of this before? Where can I buy this essential item?

Why has nobody thought of this before?

Nobody has thought of this before because the MPAA and RIAA frown on the idea of you getting to use their intellectual properties more than once.

Where can I buy this essential item?

Your not a DVD pirate with intent to overuse the licencing contract you've been given have you?



At this point you might be thinking: " .... Whoa Whoa Wait doesn't american intellectual property law only affect america?"

If you were thinking that you would be wrong.

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The MPAA will extradite you and imprison you for years after stripping you of all your worldly possessions and verbally abusing you and reminding you about "that time in Jr. High you did that one thing your not to proud about" while also berating until you have no self worth.

Can it rewind both side A and B of a DVD?? That would be awesome

Well that may cost you a few hundred more. In the mean time here is a D-I-Y solution that you may be able to save hundreds with:

First gather your materials:



You'll need:
1 Pencil.
****Number 2 only I can't stress enough how important this is!**** (Additional exclamation marks for vain attempt at stressing the importance: !!!!!!!!!!)
1 bottle cap
****2 if you want to rewind both sides****
1 Blank CD

The first thing you need to do is pop a whole in the bottle cap 1/8th of an inch big.

Once that task is done you can proceed to affix the pencil and cd blank.



At which point mounting your played dvd can take place.