Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"