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How to fix a flat tyre 7 years 3 weeks ago #32641

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An engineer, a mathematician, and a computer programmer are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The engineer says that they should buy a new car. The mathematician says they should sell the old tire and buy a new one. The computer programmer says they should drive the car around the block and see if the tire fixes itself.
I think therefore I am!
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Re: How to fix a flat tyre 7 years 3 weeks ago #32642

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Not too bad...sounds pretty accurate :-D

Although not directly related to your topic, I always get a crack out of this:

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without strings.... 7 years 3 weeks ago #32652

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Hades without strings i will go by the computer programmer's decision. Why? cos the Engineer says they should get a new car (get a new car cos u have a bad Tyre). the Mathematician says they should sell the old one for a new one (makes little sense, what if no one buys a flat Tyre their journey will be delayed). the Computer Programmer says lets drive it around, it should fix it self (i so agree cos it depends on the kind of car and the Tyre itself) am very sure the comp programmer applied the if...then...else statement..

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Re: How to fix a flat tyre 7 years 3 weeks ago #32670

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hades, all three probably gona spend the night in the car.

KiLLaBeE, I couldn't stop the loughs :lol:

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