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Before computers in our life 11 years 7 months ago #8210

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Before computers :

A computer was something on tv
From a science fiction show of note.

A window was something you hated to clean.

A RAM was cousin of goat.

Meg was name of my girlfriend.

Gig was job for nights

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used Profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something you lost wiht age.

Not something you did to a file.

If you unzipp something in public
you would be in jail for while.

A CD was a bank account

If you had 3 inch floppy you hope
nobody had find out.

Compress was something you did to garbage
not something you did to a file.

Log on was adding wood to fire.

Hard drive was a long trip on road.

Mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And a backup happend to your commode.

Cut you did with pocked knife.

Paste you did wiht glue.

A web was spider's home and a virus was a flu.

I guess i will stick to my pad and paper and memory in my head
i here nobody has been killed in a computer crash but when it happened they wish they were dead.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do..!!
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Re: Before computers in our life 11 years 7 months ago #8212

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Lol good one
Sahir Hidayatullah.
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Before Computers 11 years 7 months ago #8271

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Like it!
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U FORGOT ONE THING BYTE....... 10 years 2 months ago #16587

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BYTE WAS A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A ..........
I AM MADE TO SHINE... BORN TO BE GREAT


C0dE - 3
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Take Responsibility! Don't let failures define you
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