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Prison and Work !! 14 years 7 months ago #5213

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Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit

IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!!
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Re: Prison and Work !! 14 years 7 months ago #5216

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heheh makes sense! :lol:

Prison 14 years 7 months ago #5223


Re: Prison and Work !! 14 years 7 months ago #5230

Once again Jack rules !
Sahir Hidayatullah. Staff - Associate Editor & Security Advisor

Re: Prison and Work !! 14 years 1 week ago #8122

Then my parents wonder why I'm reluctant to get a job but I'm not afraid to drink underage or speed out of control in my car or talk to cops. Arrest me, please, it's a far easier life.

Statistics show that most inmates have been in prison before. Obviously it's so nice the first time, they just go back.
I never know where I'm going until I get there.
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