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Prison and Work !! 12 years 2 months ago #5213

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Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit
clearer.

IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!!
Jack Burgess,
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Re: Prison and Work !! 12 years 2 months ago #5216

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heheh makes sense! :lol:
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Prison 12 years 2 months ago #5223

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Brilliant!!
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Re: Prison and Work !! 12 years 2 months ago #5230

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Once again Jack rules !
Sahir Hidayatullah.
Firewall.cx Staff - Associate Editor & Security Advisor
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Re: Prison and Work !! 11 years 7 months ago #8122

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Then my parents wonder why I'm reluctant to get a job but I'm not afraid to drink underage or speed out of control in my car or talk to cops. Arrest me, please, it's a far easier life.

Statistics show that most inmates have been in prison before. Obviously it's so nice the first time, they just go back.
I never know where I'm going until I get there.
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