TOPIC: Dilbert's Salary Theorem

Dilbert's Salary Theorem 9 years 8 months ago #25015

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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

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Re: Dilbert's Salary Theorem 9 years 8 months ago #25038

The_Berzerker Offline Senior Member Posts: 318 Karma: 1	Excellent!! Best equation I've seen in ages.
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this analysis is too........ tech. 9 years 8 months ago #25064

talk2sp Offline Expert Member Posts: 528 Thank you received: 1 Karma: 1	solo nice post.. permit me to print a copy and make a publication in my school. i will quote it from this wonderful site... man nice analysis.. u did well.
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Re: Dilbert's Salary Theorem 9 years 8 months ago #25072

S0lo Offline Moderator Posts: 1577 Thank you received: 7 Karma: 3	Go ahead talk2sp. It's not mine, I just saw it somewhere. It looks like that Dr.Dilbert outperformed Einstein. But because he had so much knowledge his revenues finally approached Zero. Hence, he lacked support for his theorem and never was known
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